Автор: | Киплинг Д. Р. |
Категория: | Стихотворение |
«SOLDIER AN’ SAILOR TOO»
The Royal Regiment of Marines
As I was spittin' into the Ditch aboard o' the Crocodile, |
I seed a man on a man-o’-war got up in the Reg'lars' style. |
'E was scrapin' the paint from off of 'er plates, an’ I sez |
to 'im, «'Oo are you?» |
Sez 'e, «I’m a Jolly - 'Er Majesty's Jolly - soldier an’ sailor too!» |
Now 'is work begins by Gawd knows when, and 'is work is never through; |
'E isn't one o' the reg’lar Line, nor 'e isn't one of the crew. |
'E's kind of a giddy harumfrodite - soldier an' sailor too! |
An', after, I met 'im all over the world, a'doin’ all kinds of things, |
Like landin' 'isself with a Gatlin' gun to talk to them 'eathen kings; |
'E sleeps in an 'ammick instead of a cot, an’ 'e drills with |
the deck on a slew, |
An’ 'e sweats like a Jolly - 'Er Majesty's Jolly - soldier an' sailor too! |
For there isn't a job on the top o’ the earth the beggar |
don't know, nor do - |
You can leave 'im at night on a bald man's 'ead, to paddle ’is own canoe - |
'E's sort of a bloomin' cosmopolouse - soldier an' sailor too. |
We’ve fought ’em in trooper, we’ve fought ’em in dock, |
and drunk with ’em in betweens, |
When they called us the seasick scull’ry-maids, an’ we |
called ’em the Ass-Marines; |
But, when we was down for a double fatigue, from |
Woolwich to Bernardmyo, |
We sent for the Jollies - ’Er Majesty’s Jollies - soldier an’ sailor too! |
They think for ’emselves, an’ they steal for ’emselves, and |
’s to do, |
But they’re camped an’ fed an’ they’re up an’ fed before our bugle’s blew. |
Ho! they ain’t no limpin’ procrastitutes - soldier an’ sailor too. |
You may say we are fond of an ’arness-cut, or ’ootin’ in barrick-yards, |
Or startin’ a Board School mutiny along o’ the Onion Guards; |
But once in a while we can finish in style for the ends of the earth to view, |
The same as the Jollies - ’Er Majesty’s Jollies - soldier an’ sailor too! |
They come of our lot, they was brothers to us; they was |
beggars we’d met an’ knew; |
Yes, barrin’ an inch in the chest an’ the arm, they was |
doubles o’ me an’ you; |
For they weren’t no special chrysanthemums - soldier an’ sailor too! |
Is nothing so bad when you've cover to 'and an' leave an’ likin' to shout; |
But to stand an' be still to the Birken’ead drill is a damn' |
tough bullet to chew, |
An' they done it, the Jollies - 'Er Majesty's Jollies - soldier an' sailor too! |
’adn’t begun; they was |
younger nor me an' you; |
Their choice it was plain between drownin’ in 'eaps |
an' bein’ mopped by the screw, |
So they stood an’ was still to the Birken'ead drill, soldier an’ sailor too! |
’re most of us liars, we’re 'arf of us thieves, an’ the rest |
are as rank as can be, |
But once in a while we can finish in style (which I ’ope |
it won’t ’appen to me). |
But it makes you think better o’ you an’ your friends, an |
’ the sinkin’ Victorier’s Jollies - soldier an’ sailor too! |
Now there isn't no room for to say ye don't know - they |
'ave proved it plain and true - |
That, whether it’s Widow, or whether it’s ship, Victorier’s work is to do, |
’s Jollies - soldier an’ sailor too! |